It's not a porn blocker. We just tell on you — every week, by category, to one person you trust.
Get on the listYou pick one person you trust — spouse, mentor, sponsor, friend — as your Clamp of Record, and hand us their email. We do not vet your Clamp. We assume you chose wisely.
Every week your Clamp gets a bulletin showing how many flagged events happened in each category — never which sites or what was on them. Zero is a number too. Your Clamp sees it either way.
The worst events don't wait for the weekly bulletin — your Clamp gets an email the moment one lands. Some things can't wait until Sunday.
ENC's servers store only category labels — never URLs, screenshots, or message content. Exactly what we do and don't see →
Risk classifications, rank streaks, the whole scoreboard. See the full scoreboard →
At 1 a.m., alone, you find them. Everyone does. So we skipped the wall and put a person in the room — the one you picked. You can delete an app at 1 a.m. You can’t un-tell someone who already knows.
Same app, same one person you trust, same weekly bulletin. We're pointing it at the other things guys do alone at 2 a.m. and regret by morning.
Kalshi, Polymarket, Robinhood options at midnight — the spiral that ends in Liquidated. Coming to the bulletin.
The endless grind and the loot-box checkout that somehow cost $80. The clock and the wallet both get logged. On the roadmap.
Same deal as porn: your Clamp sees the category and the count — never what you did. On the waitlist? You're first in line for all of it.
Drop your email and we'll tell you when ENC launches. One email at launch — no spam, no upsells.
Waitlist members get first crack at founding-member pricing — first 500 only. It's the only generous thing about this app.