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Electric Nipple Clamps.
The Punishment App.

It's not a porn blocker. We just tell on you — every week, by category, to one person you trust.

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How it works

Three ways the app fixes you.

01

Name Your Clamp

You pick one person you trust — spouse, mentor, sponsor, friend — as your Clamp of Record, and hand us their email. We do not vet your Clamp. We assume you chose wisely.

02

The Weekly Bulletin

Every week your Clamp gets a bulletin showing how many flagged events happened in each category — never which sites or what was on them. Zero is a number too. Your Clamp sees it either way.

03

Real-Time Tier III Alerts

The worst events don't wait for the weekly bulletin — your Clamp gets an email the moment one lands. Some things can't wait until Sunday.

ENC's servers store only category labels — never URLs, screenshots, or message content. Exactly what we do and don't see →

Why not a blocker?

A blocker is a wall. You're holding the keys.

At 1 a.m., alone, you find them. Everyone does. So we skipped the wall and put a person in the room — the one you picked. You can delete an app at 1 a.m. You can’t un-tell someone who already knows.

Waitlist

Get on the list. Regret it later.

Drop your email and we'll tell you when ENC launches. One email at launch — no spam, no upsells.

Waitlist members get first crack at founding-member pricing — first 500 only. It's the only generous thing about this app.